The admissions criteria changed things a bit. So here is a new list of schools most likely to accept me combined with places I could stand to live for 4-5 years:
1.] U of Northern CO
2.] Washington U in STL
3.] SW MO U
4.] U of S FL gets gay points for being less than an hour away from St. Petersburg. Also warm/ocean.
5.] Wichita, KS, which SUCKS, but it would be really cheap. Probably the cheapest place.
6.] Arizona School of Health Sciences
7.] U of WI
8.] U of AZ in Tuscan
9.] Western MI U
10.] NE desolate, but relatively close to KC and Des Moines and cheap.
11.] AZ st U in Phoenix
12.] U of Akron in OH
13.] OH St U
14.] Vanderbilt U in Nashville TN might be too conservative for Cool.
15.] Memphis TN, near some substancial water, but down on the list b/c I don’t know if I could convince Cool.
- Top-rated Colleges and Universities in Tennessee (college.answers.com)