The Gorge masterpost is coming up, but I want to do it justice, so today I’m going with another draft. When I get more free time, I’ll finish the story. But for now–Here’s the newest version of my (male) hottie list. As a lesbian, it’s difficult to pick, this is not some sex-sexy list! But I do have eyes so I do notice some things. I like a friendly face, good hair, nice smile, a well-cared-for body = muscles, and good style. Some of these dudes look better in movies or in motion, but some are captured well in pics. Anyway, here’s a list of a few good men:
My ex-boyfriend Paul Walker is removed from the list. I didn’t know he was a gross pedo-type. He groomed and preyed upon his 2nd young wife, and that makes him *yuck* no matter how pretty the face. Don’t look too hard at the people you like if you don’t wanna be disappointed.
Annnnnd Replacing the number one spot: A tie
The Property Brothers, twins Johnathan and Drew Scott. They are model-handsome and it conveys on their HGTV show AND in pics–which rarely occurs. They’re rugged, stylish, funny, and did I mention handsome? We love their show on TV and can’t get enough eye-candy.
Mark Wahlburg–Used to be #2. But ruined it by perpetrating TWO hate crimes that I didn’t know about before. He’s off the list-because that is ugly.
Scott Eastwood- He’s got that pretty face, but also a ruggedness. He’s a good dresser. And the abs don’t hurt my feelings.
Harry Connick Jr-
he looks NICE. Like he’s a nice, friendly person, approachable.
He also gets points for style
and muscle.
LL Cool J
Great skin!
Awesome muscles
good smile
Boris Kudjoe–
points for style, nice smile, and obviously muscles galore
(he may actually be at the top of my list, now that I see the pics).
young, clean-cut, pre-cheating Brad Pitt
Matthew McConahay
before he lost a bunch of weight that made him look weird and old?
He has style (when he’s dressed) and nice muscles and a friendly face. Also, take a lesson people, and don’t smoke TOO much weed. Because it makes you feel super-clever, and you drone on and on too long. And maybe even get so arrogant as to run for political office despite having zero experience or knowledge. STOP IT.
Ryan Reynolds–blondie, tousled hair, boyish face and good abs. Plus, he just looks like a nice dude–and he’s funny.
Jeremih
good dresser
muscular
beautiful, clear skin
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