*Covid-19 note: We haven’t been into public since March 14, when we were sent home to work. Other than contact-free vet appointments, walks around the neighborhood (crossing the street if there were other people), and one curb-side pick up of Bountiful Baskets in March. Other than that, we have not had contact with people or gone anywhere. So a few of these items (marked with *) happened before America took Covid-19 seriously, so don’t worry about us being covidiots. Pics on items w/o * are from prior years. About when the sports-world went dark, I realized it was an emergency. Then, after we no longer had to go to the work building we didn’t go anywhere.
-Instead of being in an old stadium very far from where it’s feasible to see games, Covid-19 allowed us to see way more televised WNBA games then ever before. And our favorite team, Seattle Storm, won! And our favorite player, Sue Bird did AWESOME!!!
-My awful/lazy/inept supervisor got transferred to a different department. What a relief.
-Labor Dave Weekend (drive in YouTube streaming). This sounds kinda sad, but it was actually better than having to miss it year after year when we moved away from WAshington. We always went when we lived in Seattle and Spokane, but it was too difficult and expensive from Utah and Arizona. But it would happen without us, and people would talk and post pics, so it was a hurt for missing out year after year. But not this year! We saw exactly what everyone else saw. For free! From the cleanliness and comfort of our own home. No expense. No long drive. No parking craziness. No $13 shitty nachos. No terrible and overpriced shasta beer. No wind or dust. It was an introvert’s dream!
-Christmas was spread out: online shopping before Halloween, decorating in November, cooking in December. I’m usually disgruntled about the holiday season b/c I’m completely overwhelmed and there are all these expectations and societal pressures. But spread over 3 months is more festive, and less stressful! I’m doing it this way from now on.
This isn’t it, but similar
*Mardi Gras: went out to eat, had the cake, watched YouTube videos, listened to podcasts, had a gold/green/purple outfit. Just got really into it!
-My former Supervisor only did one 1:1 with me in the year (the company mandates a monthly one on one for each employee) and that one didn’t include my numbers, so I always thought I was doing shitty. Because I only ever heard when I was fucking up. BUT my new Supervisor had a 1:1 with me and shared my production info (1st time I’d ever seen it).
Feb 212.45% of goal
Mar 173.86% of goal
April 149.10% of goal
May 158.03% of goal
June-July I was in training
Aug 143.61% of goal
Sept 144.99% of goal
Oct 148.42% of goal
Nov 156.53% of goal
Dec 159.88% of goal
Avg 156.39% of goal
So I had been so nervous all of the times, having the perception I wasn’t doing well. And people kept telling me all these things I wasn’t doing right, but nobody ever told me what I had been doing right. So it was nice to see I was kicking ass on my production!
*Phoenix Lights of the World. We were smart and went in January. So we totally missed the crowds–which made it so much more fun! There were all kinds of giant animals and stuff related to each of the continents. So it was good pictures, and a non-crowded, non-stressful time. After we’re vaccinated and things are happening again, we’ll make sure to hit this in January after the holiday crowds have dispersed.
-lots of time saved with delivery groceries. This is a luxury that we usually don’t never have indulged.
-Good music. 2020 had a lot of albums that I liked, and special mention for Taylor Swift putting out not one but two surprise albums. And both inspired me to analyze, which I like, and stretches my brain.
-sitting outside in the yard w/the kitties. Because we were home all the time, we had a lot more time with each other and the kitties–which I loved. And because it’s AZ, the weather allowed us to work outside, and sit outside, and play games like ladders and jumbo jenga outside. And without all the showering, commuting/traffic, errands, and all that we gained lots of hours in our week. It was beautiful, and I want to keep it this way forever!
*Innings Festival. The last event in Feb before we knew Covid-19 was upon us. We love music. We love food. We love drinking in a park. And this year the headliner was Dave Matthews Band! Also, the venue is in very close proximity to our house, so it’s very convenient. It was a good, good time, as Dave would say.
-less guilt about ordering delivery restaurant food. We love restaurant food, but know it’s full of fat and salt, and really hurts the wallet. But with grocery stores getting striped, and delivery difficult sometimes, this became nearer to a necessity item. Which has been such a treat! I’ll be sad when we’re able to go back inside a grocery store and this is over. We’ve eaten really well this quarantine 🙂
*got a treadmill! My used Craigslist treadmill finally died before we moved to AZ. And we lived in a teeny, tiny 3rd floor apartment for nearly 2 years, so we didn’t replace it. But this year in Feb, I used my bonus money to get a really nice (new to us) used one. It is SO much easier to run my daily mile. And I don’t know what I would have done without it during this pandemic. We use it every. single. day. And I love it.
-(contact-free) getting a kitten–Bison. We had been discussing a kitten for some time now, and had even named a future kitten. When we found out we got to work from home, we thought it would be the perfect time to situate a new kitten. So we got Bison. He is very ginormous framed, so he doesn’t look like a kitten, but he’s only one, so he’s a true baby. And he is hyper. But also he’s a really good kitten.
-working from home. My favorite movie for the longest time was Copycat. I thought the premise was clever, and it was suspenseful and historical. And I thought the actors did a good job. But I was truly enamored with the agorophbic lifestyle. She had 3 computers, a mansion-apartment, an online chess game, delivery food–everything you’d want. Like, I’m not afraid to leave my house, but that movie made being a shut-in look really classy and cozy. And I’m not kidding when I say it’s been my dream to live that way ever since I saw it. What a relief it would be! But I thought I’d either have to win the lottery or retire in order to achieve it. But 2020 has been a lot like that.
Our CEO is old-school and said nobody, never, ever would work from home for any length of time ever. And when the pandemic began, all 200 of us worked at low cubes in that same room, sharing 2 bathrooms. Then, when the hospitals were getting overwhelmed, work said we would be split into an A group and a B group and every other week one or the other would work from home so the people remaining in the office could socially distance. They still didn’t really want to let us work from home. But pretty soon, Covid-19 was real bad, and we were all allowed to work from home all the time.
Other than Covid-19, it really has been a dream come true for me. I never realized how tired just going to the office had been making me. I felt rested during the day for the first time in like a decade! And my stress and anxiety went waaaaay down. And we never skipped another workout. Everything good is happening since we’ve been able to work from home. I love it so much, and hope we get to keep doing it forever.
honorable mention-updated driver’s license. In AZ, you don’t have to renew for like 25 years. But my parents said soon, everybody had to transition to a special kind of license. And if you didn’t you couldn’t fly. So we went to do it one weekend, and online it made it sound so fast. And all the info seemed like you just walk up and get it and leave. But when we got there it was a DMV situation with lots of people and hours and hours of boring waiting. And the germs! I was freaking out (this was even before Covid-19 was known at all) b/c I HATE getting sick. We got the license, and we managed not to get sick. But what a let down.
10-Sneakers were banned from work except on Friday. I wrote a well-thought, sincere letter trying to persuade leadership to reconsider and allow fashion sneaks. This was the first time I had EVER spoken out at this job. I barely talked for the first year I worked there, due to McKesson PTSD. And I finally found an issue important to me, and carefully, and thoughtfully tried to address it. They just reiterated policy and acted very corporate, not human, about it. What a waste. The whole thing just made me feel like a number or something. Then, I had to jump through a bunch of hoops to get an ADA pass to wear sneakers to work. It is very heavy-handed.
9-Pride month got hijacked by BLM. And I had been really looking forward to it, but there was no to-do at all for it. Obviously, nothing physical was going on, but I didn’t even get to post, like 1 rainbow anywhere. And “hijacking #BLM” was pretty much shamed and stigmatized on social media. I wasn’t allowed to even talk about it. P.S. Pride is necessary. Trans people suicide and violence by others is sky-high. Bisexuals are erased. Gender nonconforming need logistical concerns met by society. Conversion therapy is still practiced. Closeted teens still self-harm, and out-teens go homeless. It isn’t frivolous to celebrate Pride!
8-Arguing with Covidiots on Twitter. At first, I assumed people didn’t know. And I watch news twice a day and listen to podcasts daily, so I was getting information quickly. I tried to educate, and that was a losing battle. I would refute their nonsense and write facts, but people would argue, tweet by tweet for like, days, at a time. I soon realized it wasn’t legitimate lack of knowledge on their part but selfishness, political-brainwashing, and willful ignorance. Now, I do not engage with any individual, b/c it would make me rageful and insane. I’ll just put a fact-based tweet in general, or navigate away entirely.
7-I had the high of knowing my dink-Supervisor transferred departments. I had been keeping a log of all his infractions, and had been talking to his boss about it, who (mostly seemed annoyed I was saying anything, and making her work) assured me he was on a mediation plan. So it was really a happy moment to find he wasn’t going to be in my life any more. And I wondered what new blood would be in charge of my team. I hoped I could start out on the right foot with them. And I hoped they would care a lot more, and be a go-getter, and really make a positive change! Oh the possibilities! But my supervisor was replaced with this other guy I had previously worked with, who can be arrogant/condescending/sexist/dinky. I had been hoping for just someone new and better–so it was a big disappointment that one dink, was replaced with the ONLY other person at the job I didn’t like.
6-My (now) former supervisor wanted me to go to advanced training. When I asked if it was in the work building and was concerned about going back physically because of Covid-19, he yanked me out of training. I had to go to H.R. about it because the training was never even planned to be in the building, it was over Zoom, and you can’t yank someone’s promotional opportunity because you’re a Covidiot that doesn’t believe in science. But it felt bad to have to fight for public health, fight to keep my promotional opportunity. So after a year, I had finally spoken. I asked about the shoes. But then, my supervisor kept doing shitty things, and after I had documented like 30 terrible things, I felt like I had to say something. But now this very important thing came up– and now I’m considered a squeaky wheel. Which is not accurate.
5-Difficulty, time, and struggle to get things delivered from about March to late August? Toilet paper, Clorox-Wipes, Lysol, and a lot of the food we usually keep on hand were out. And I was having to repeatedly check Costco, Walmart, Amazon, the Dollar Store, etc… just to get basics. When the pandemic first started, NONE of those companies were prepared, and everything was a hassle to impossible. I had a toilet paper A (ration), B(napkins), (Magazine pages), D (leaves) emergency plan. It’s funny, byt also not an exaggeration, and that made me anxious!
4-Password issue the first couple days of work from home. I was locked out of my work account for 2 full work days. And had to call IT and hold with them forever, be on the line with them for long times, and be so frustrated when their interventions were unsuccessful. I felt stressed and guilty b/c it was literally the first week we were allowed to work from home, and I didn’t want my job to think I was taking advantage and fucking around. But I also didn’t want to go into the building and get Covid-19, or get fired about it.
3-My Prop 208 homework. Arizona has been gyped of education by many crooked CEOs, lobbyists, Koch Brothers, corrupts politicians, and as a result the schools are abysmal. I am big on education, because that really is a thing that pulls people up, and helps poverty, and helps people vote better. These things matter by the time a pandemic strikes. Also, my mom is a teacher, and I just think AZ can do better. So this proposition was supposed to tax wealthy individuals to help schools. But of course all the greedy grifters had a big disinformation campaign to trick Arizonans into voting against their best interests. So for 6 weeks leading up to the election, I took it upon myself to refute the scores of people bending facts, lying, and tricking voters about what the prop is, and who it impacts. And people here hate teachers. They have zero respect for the teaching profession and think the educators are over paid. And they regard school as free daycare, really. And a lot of Arizonans hate paying any taxes at all–even to educate kids. It was exhausting! I probably did 2 hours per day every single day of those 2 weeks, with a surge that last week. It was tiring arguing with liars, and trying to convince argumentative ignorants. The prop did pass-yay! But by the slimmest of margins (sad and maddening). And now those dirty money-hungry people are trying to overturn it in courts. gerr.
2-My mid-level manager routinely doesn’t read or pay attention. And it’s totally annoying, b/c she’ll ask questions she should know, or could easily look up. Or she’ll get after me, b/c she didn’t read properly. We follow workflows, and my end point directed me to send the claim to her. I sent a bunch of info including many numbers and 2 screenshots to this manager. She didn’t understand it somehow–which is really stupid. My (new) supervisor wrote to me telling me to make sure to include more info with my “questions” (but this was not a question, it was an endpoint on my workflow). I asked what else I needed to send (b/c it was more than enough!) and he replied, “more.” We went back and forth b/c there WAS NOTHING ELSE TO INCLUDE, it was ridiculous. Honestly, I suspected he hadn’t read my initial e-mail either, he had glanced, seen the manager’s question, and lectured me without looking. And I felt like instead of admitting I HAD sent more than enough–everything he listed, he doubled-down and gave a generic “more.” I kept asking, “what else do you need?” Same answers. Then he said to call him and he would explain it. But I was like, “I keep a record, can’t you just type out a list of items I need to include in all emails?” But he was still all, “I can only explain it on the phone.” Which I also thought was a croc, but I didn’t want to get in trouble for insubordination, so I reluctantly called. And he literally said exactly what he said before! He had my email up on a shared screen, and I heatedly asked what other info they needed. I even told him I suspected the manager wasn’t opening claims, reading notes/remarks, or paying attention to workflows. And he defended that! He said management is very busy, couldn’t I just send more? He said, “more” again when I asked what, specifically–and I LOST MY TEMPER. The whole exchange was a fucking ridiculous charade. I sent enough info, but the manager either didn’t look at stuff or was being dumb, and this Supervisor didn’t read the fucking initial e-mail and just assumed I hadn’t sent everything. And his tone on this unnecessary phone call was jovial, and he was like, “Is that cool?” And I said something to the effect of, “No it is NOT cool, but you are my supervisor, so yes, sir, whatever you want.” It was a completely inappropriate way to speak to an authority. Not what I’m going for at work. But he was being such a (misogynistic) douche! An attitude of like, ‘this dumb bitch is so stupid, I’m going to put her in her place because she’s just a silly woman who doesn’t understand things.’ After the call, I sent him 3 egregious examples of the manager not reading or looking or paying attention. I had saved them, b/c this was becoming a chronic issue. And he defended her! Which is crazy. So whatever the fuck…
1-Goose got very sick with the herp. He’s already under-weight, and we’re always trying to get him to eat more. We give him appetite stimulant, but he still doesn’t get enough. When he got herpes in that already weakened state, it hit him so hard. And he was completely stuffed up to the point he had to open mouth gasp like a blowfish. So it was extremely concerning. He didn’t move, didn’t eat, and felt terrible. Even though we’re home for work, ordering all groceries delivery, and not going anywhere–I took Goose to the vet. They didn’t offer that much. Their big plan was to send a can of food. But I remembered how the feline exclusive treated cats and requested those items. He did recover, but I was terrified this was the end.
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