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Mizzou Pre-Vet Club VP Job Description

13 May

Here’s something I obviously don’t need taking space on my computer.  Maybe I would need something like this for sentimental reasons or future leadership so I’m posting here.  It’s 7 years old–OMG did I graduate from Mizzou SEVEN years ago?  That seems really unbelievable.  . .  Ironically, I’m listening to Akon right now, which was my absolute favorite at that point in time for me.  He has 3 new albums out that I didn’t know about.


To All Future Vice Presidents

Welcome to pre-vet club! Your job is pretty much being the organizer of the officers. You will call officer meetings as necessary. You also take over for any officer not in attendance. Make sure you know what the other officers do.

It will help if you get everyone’s contact information right away. You will be e-mailing all the officers quite a bit. You may also want to type up a phone/e-mail tree for everyone.
I liked to have 2 big planning sessions over food to plan an entire semester. Then officers just meet on Wednesdays before the regular meetings when you need to. You can do it anyway you want though. In the constitution first and third Sundays before our regular meetings are allotted to officer planning.
As VP, you will also cover for any officers not present. If someone is sick that week, you need to do their job. Also, if the president is sick or quits in the middle of the term, it is you that will take on those duties.

You can do shirts/apparel any way you like. In previous years, the VP took orders of size and color, collected money, then ordered that exact amount of shirts. The problem with this method is many people don’t go to every meeting. Some members missed the meeting they were supposed to specify what they wanted. Sometimes they would pay, then not be at any meetings to collect their shirt. . .
You can also do like I did and just buy the sizes and colors you think will be popular. I ordered 200 shirts. The smalls and mediums were the most popular sizes. The problem with this is you may not sell all the shirts, or you may run out of the more popular items.
I also ordered sweatpants to sell for a profit. This seemed to be a hit, and no one complained of the mark-up. I got 100 sweatpants and they went quickly.
You can deal with any shirt company you want. I worked with Flying Cow on the corner of 9th and University. They had a super-fast turnaround (2 weeks or less). It was also nice, because they could e-mail the artwork to be approved, so I didn’t have to go there several times.

Trash Pick Ups:
We have to renew our adopt-a-spot every year. When you want to organize a trash pickup, just call the Columbia recycle center. They will give you bags, gloves, etc. . . You pick the stuff up from them before you pick up trash. It’s located on Lake Street. Just go to business loop towards Old 63, and take a left onto Poplar. It’s straight up the street. The actual adopt a spot is on Stewart and Providence right by Taco Bell. Then you return the blue card after the pick up.

Well, that’s what I can think of right now. Good luck!!! If you have any questions, feel free to e-mail me.

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Music-That Evokes Strong Feelings (Part V)

16 Jun

Songs I always sing to:


anything and everything


20. Your guilty pleasure song

Eminem, “Superman”

-I HATE that I like some (ok a lot) of these anti-women, anti-gay songs.

Oooooh, You high baby, Yeah, Ya’, Talk to me, You want me to tell you something, Uh-huh, I know what you want to hear…

[Chorus A]
Cause, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too, “I think I love you baby”, I think I love you too, I’m here to save you girl, come be in Shady’s world, I want to grow together, let’s let our love unfurl, You know you want me baby, you know I want you too, They call me superman, i’m here to rescue you, I want to save you girl, come be in Shady’s world, “Ooooh boy you drive me crazy”, bitch you make me hurl…

[Verse 1]
They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, I’m single now, got no ring on this finger now, I’d never let another chick bring me down, in a relationship, Save it bitch, babysit, you make me sick, Superman ain’t savin’ shit, girl you can jump on Shady’s dick, Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a muthafuckin’ slut, to her face, Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what’s her face, I’m a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask, Kiss my dick, get my cash, i’d rather have you whip my ass, Don’t put out, i’ll put you out, won’t get out, i’ll push you out, Puss blew out, poppin’ shit, wouldn’t piss on fire to put you out, Am I too nice, buy you ice, bitch if you died, I wouldn’t buy you life, What you tryin’ to be my new wife, what you Mariah, fly through twice…

But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go, Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo’, Maybe i’ll love you one day, maybe we’ll someday grow, Till then just sit your drunk ass on that fuckin’ runway ho’…

[Chorus B]
Cause I can’t be your Superman, Can’t be your Superman, Can’t be your Superman, Can’t be your Superman, I can’t be your Superman
Can’t be your Superman, Can’t be your Superman, Your Superman, your Superman…

[Verse 2]
Don’t get me wrong, I love these ho’s, It’s no secret, everybody knows, Yeah we fucked, bitch so what, that’s about as far as your buddy goes, We’ll be friends, i’ll call you again, i’ll chase you around every bar you attend, Never know what kind of car i’ll be in, we’ll see how much you’ll be partying then, You don’t want that, neither do I, I don’t want to flip when I see you with guys, Too much pride, between you and I, Not a jealous man, but females lie, But I guess that’s just what sluts do, how could it ever be just us two, I’d never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I just fucked you…


[Chorus A / Chorus B]

[Verse 3]
First thing you say, “I’m not fazed, I hang around big stars all day, I don’t see what the big deal is anyways, You’re just plain old Marshall to me”, Ooh ya’ girl run that game, “Hailie Jade, I love that name, love that tatoo, what’s that say”, “Rot in pieces, uh, that’s great”, First off you don’t know Marshall, at all so don’t grow partial, That’s ammo for my arsenal, i’ll slap you off that barstool, There goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you, Good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle, You want what you can’t have, ooh girl that’s too damn bad, Don’t touch what you can’t grab, end up with two backhands, Put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can’t stand, Girl you just blew your chance, don’t mean to ruin your plans…


[Chorus A / Chorus B]

[Chorus B x2]

29. Your favorite “seasonal” songs. (a summer song, winter song, spring song, & fall song)


“Sweet Home Alabama,” Lynard Skynard


“Thriller,” Michael Jackson


Trans Siberian Orchestra, “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo” or “Head Bangin’ Christmas” as I like to call it.


“Songs About Rain,” Gary Allen


30. A song that you want to share with the world.


-“No Big Deal.” It’s the very first song I ever heard at my first concert–they opened for Jason Mraz.